You ask your wife something and she says, “wahan rakha hai..”
This “wahan” can be either
- on the table
- or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen
- or Antarctica..!!!
When wife say, “woh laa do..”..It can be
- her Lipstick
- or milk fm market
- or An AK 56..!!!
When wife says “yeh kya hai..??” It can be
- your Pyjamas on the floor
- or beer 6-pack in fridge
- or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!!
When wife says, “tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata..”…It can be about
- a new mushy WhatsApp msg
- or Einstein’s Theory of Relativity
- or her latest spending spree in Mall…!
When wife says, “abb bohot ho gaya…” …It can be
- the mascara she is putting
- or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon
- or the latest spat she had…with your mother..!!!
And….when wife says,
“main kaisi lag rahi hoon?”
Its GAME OVER.
It doesn’t have any meaning…except confirmed annihilation. It just puts you in a fix which Arjun had faced…. just before the War started…… in Mahabharata …as to whether you should follow Dharma ….or Karma…!!!!
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