Men’s Day is celebrated in India on 19 November every year.
I have mentioned few messages here that you can use to wish them
1) Only when a man completes the woman a female is born.
The female is raised by a man.
The female falls in love with a man.
The female marries a man.
Only thankless self centered females won’t respect a man.
2) World Shortest joke ever:
Doctor:- How is ur headache?
Man:- She is fine.
3) A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. …..
They change it quite often….
4) Did you know.?
History of Women’s Day:
Initially Women’s Day was planned on 6th March…
Women took 2 days to get ready. That’s how it got postponed to 8th March!!!
Men’s Day was also planned…
But as usual, they forgot the date!!!
5) On flight
Girl-We want Gender equality in every aspect.
Suddenly plane Hijacked
Girl- Sir, please allow ladies and girls to go
6) Man outside phone booth: Excuse me ! You are holding the phone since 20 minutes. & haven’t spoken a word.
MAN INSIDE- I am speaking to my wife.
MAN OUTSIDE – SORRY
7) A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids..
she continues upward…
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor…
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor…
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!)
Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..
The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!!
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