Woman O feminist woman!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, Boyfriend becomes driver;
When has money, Driver becomes boyfriend.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Woman O feminist woman!
Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, rides bicycle;
When she has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money, eats vegetables at home;
When she has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, acts like a rich woman; When has money acts like a poor woman.
$ 1 seems too much to give a boy begging for food,
but $ 20 seems okay when it’s given for the 20th lipstick shade in her drawer.
Woman O feminist woman!
Never can tell the simple truth!
Says show off is bad, but keeps seeking attention;
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says diamonds are merely stones, but keeps asking for them.
Says smoking & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;
Woman O feminist woman!
Never means what she says and never says what she means..
After a whole day of work, Hours at the gym seem alright
But helping her Mother out at home seems like a burden.
She waits a whole year for Valentine’s day
But she always forgets Father’s day.
Woman O feminist woman!
She claims to be independent and strong but wants special privileges and reservations.
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