Two old men

Two old men sat chatting among themselves.

The first old man said, “My granddaughter is now old enough to get married. She is tall, beautiful has been studying in Pune and completed B.E., Suggest a good boy for her marriage”

Second old man: – “What are you expecting in the boy?”

First old man: “Not much, but the boy should be M.E. or M. Tech. should be from Pune and should have own apartment, earn more than a million in a year, he should have own farm or agricultural land and other land too.”

Second old man: – “Anything else?”

First old man: “What is important is the boy should be alone, his brother, sister, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother like dustbins should not be around”

Second old man: – “I think I know someone who fits your requirements.The boy is my friend’s grandson. He earns more than 2 million yearly, He has own bungalow, farm house and land too. He has no siblings, His parents died two years ago in an accident, His grandparents had already expired when he was young. But the boy has one condition, the condition is he will marry a girl only if she has no dustbins like brother/sister, mother/ father or grandmother/ grandfather, etc. So if your family decides to commit suicide today itself you can be sure that your granddaughter and that boy will be perfect match.”